damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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yd12k:

definitelynotlazav:

protectcosette:

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

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belovedtaylor:

i don’t want to be a contributing member of society !!! i just want to consume media and hold someone’s hand !!!

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snapcracklepop-myjoints:

Quick reminder that July is disability pride month. Not “gay wrath month”.

When ableism is a massive issue in the queer community and most pride events aren’t accessible maybe y’all should. Idk. Try a bit fucking harder to educate urselves this July.

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powerbottombrucespringsteen:

I really cannot stress enough that this lady did NOT design wedding websites, nobody asked her to do so, and furthermore nobody accused her of violating the law in question and the state took no legal action against her. She had had no injury to speak of and had no standing to sue, not that that matters to the supreme court I guess

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spiteful-sapphic:

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the man the myth the legend

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wizard-council-bureaucrat:

random-meme-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

  • Top Surgery
  • Bottom Surgery
  • Witch Encounters (one per century)
  • Killed By Greg
  • Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)
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Oh for Gandalf’s Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

  • Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

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queersona:

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eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime

where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave

fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist

dear god we boogified scharcookie boards

bougeie-fied

nobody fucking look at me

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septembriseur:

A few facts for you as we contemplate all things [sub]marine today:

- more than 600 people, many of them Afghans and Pakistanis, may have drowned in the Mediterranean last week after Greek authorities allegedly chose not to intervene when they encountered the vessel in distress to avoid the politically toxic spectacle of allowing so many migrants ashore.

- $250,000 in the right hands could arrange asylum for up to 12 refugees or, alternatively, support an Afghan family for about 80 years.

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